"We're never gonna get any time away"

I just read the very beginning of a Klaus/James fic. Accidentally of course, because I just was perusing this Eroica fanfiction archive (and actually stumbled on some pretty good ones) and didn't notice that it was a Klaus/Others until I skilled to the end. Then I was like "OH MY GOD BUT KLAUS HATES JAMES!"

It made me want to cry, that is after I blew my brains out.

I am usually quite amenable to alternative pairings even if I don't know them.. but Klaus/James didn't rest well with me because it in fact is very much reaching (Dorian/James isn't.. Klaus/James, well it is.)

Now I need a good dose of Klaus/Dorian smut to banish the mental image completely.

In the sims game I am playing, Dorian has a habit of watching Klaus while he showers, and making a 'grrrowl' sound. It's because he's checking out Iron Klaus's iron ass. It was still amusing when I caught him doing it. Yes, Klaus is a fine specimen of a man, will be even more fine of a specimen when he reaches 'physical perfection' that can only be attained through martial arts.

Public Service Announcement.

My Klaus Von Dem Eberbach muse has not been reading adult fanfiction involving Lord Dorian Gloria, he most certainly HASN'T been wanking and his favorites DO NOT INVOLVE Dorien tying him up

JUST SO EVERYONE IS CLEAR ON THAT!

I has an icon!  NO REALLY I DO!   And guess what.  IT IS NEW..  I opened up my paintshop today and was like, "I am GOING TO MAKE AN ICON".  This is the first icon that sort of came to me.    And of course the words at the very end are "From Eberback with Love".  Because we all know that Klaus uses a gun to show the depths of his emotion, amirite? (particularly to Dorien Red Gloria).  -I am sure that whenever Klaus uses a gun, it is love-

And because sometimes the twin star needs something special done for her.

OMG IT IS A TWIN STAR ICON!



To match my Klaus icon.  Well there you go.

Klaus now has a favorite song, it's "How I Cound Just Kill a Man" by Charlotte Sometimes.   Because evidentally anything with the words 'kill' in it is automatically the win with him.

Klaus is very much tsundere.. but unlike alot of tsunderes, he has a standard issue gun (or twenty.) <-- really I'm quite sure he has a fucking armory to himself*    Whenever the person he loves says something about him and/or to him, CLICK goes the trusty old gun.  

Guns don't shoot people, tsunderes do.

Damn it, where is my icon muse when I need it.   I DO NOT HAVE ANY INSPIRATION FOR ICONS!

After ordering the next couple of volumes of "From Eroica with Love" on sunday. (okay not just the next couple but ALL), I went outside to get some food for work tonight, and what was there but an Amazon box.   Granted I thought it was Jennie's so I was prepared to take it in to her when then I read my name, "Nia Westphal" on it. 

I kid you not, I ripped into that box faster then light.  

Lo and behold.  volumes 3 - 5 of EROICA.   Another dose of fabulous for me!   Oh this warms the cockles of my heart!

Let us see how Eroica manages to piss off the Major in THESE volumes!  Har har har.